Kratos.

Kratos is a tragic figure of Greek mythology. A war-loving Spartan, driven to wrapping his very being into the threads of the gods, only to suffer betrayal many times over from receiving his only desire: to be released from his sins. Kratos is driven by the ghosts that haunt him and will run over any god, titan or human to gain his ultimate revenge.

Disclaimer: All content herein contained are adaptations based on the video game: “God of War” by Sony Santa Monica Studios. All characters, fictional or otherwise, are written in the context of the game’s environment.

Premise: Kratos [protagonist of “God of War”] is running up to Mount Olympus. Orenthius is a wine vendor selling wares among the chaos.

Orenthius: The gods shake our world with great strife. Thus I offer you clearance prices that are lower than Hades! Spartan! Do you thirst?

[Kratos runs through Orenthius with the Blades of Chaos, evaporating him in a romantic plume of gory bloom]

The End.